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Ek ghar main do judawa beta th ek naam dev tou dushera naam Shani dono hi ek dushera ko nicha dekhatey rehatey hai Dev ma se peyar tou Shani Akshay Kumar filmo se peyar dev ke ma dono ke leday dekh ek den.. ma yeh meeting kyu ..kyu ki tum dono main se yeh faishela ker lo ki koun den main nekalega koun raat ko… main raat ko..kyu raat ko kyu..kyu ki Parkash ji raat ko bar main daru dance hota hai ne…dekha memata tumahari memata kitana begad deya hai bapka naam leta hai chalo Dev….dekhat hi dekhte 20 years bade ma keha ho tum.. keya hai asher bad do college jareha hu…sheda shukhi reho … college main keya meshat aitam hai ne Bhai new bekara bula koy edhar a Keya naam dev new ha bhai…ji bhai ..abe jo car se uteragi ja ke I love you bol ..per bhai ek chemat dev ke gal per..chal ja ki per ek du …app naam..Deepali .. Deepali ji I love you to..ek chemat dev ke gal pe ..tum logo ki adet se gareb ghar ladeki college nahi ati hai ager fer kise ladeki ko yeh sab keha tou chapel se karungi .. hay keya ra hum log ko janeta nahi keya humare hi frends ko ..chalo Anil ab gelatin nahi keraga….ghar pe ma 1000 rupees do.. kyu..keya ma Aaj Puja dedi ae Rahi hai tumko malum nahi..o. ha yeha lo hay peaish tu eshake jai sha.. main nahi yeh mare jai dekh ta hai our ab time hai 6 baj gey hai ..per Puja..are Puja tum ro kyu rehi ho ..ma main opish se a rehi thi tou Deepali ne..koi bat nahi dekhana ek din tumahari best friend banegi ab cholo …hay dev ji baik ki chabe ..hu..pab main yo honey Singh ka song one bottle pilo mera shath dance Shani ek paik our keya ladeki pa hay ek our ha yeh keha gay hate ra so sorry Bosh …galeti se keya be tare behan ko …tab tak ek panch Anil ke thobade pe hay keya ra ab college main muchh ..tab Deepali Shani ko ek thaped keya ra college main I love you bola our ab yeha mara mari .. Shani ke kiss Deepali tera naam hai yeh le ek thaped main shut shamet deta hu .. Anil maro ra eshako shab ki dulay kerata bash hogey shala pura nash uter geya hu…ma jaledi kero let ho reha hai..achha baba chel ..chalo papa..ha.. mander main pandit mera beta Shani ke ley Puja kejay .. think hai chalo ma are bap ra Dev tum yeha mander main yeh koun mami papa nemashate ankel Anti main Deepali hum dono college main shath pedati hu apse ek baat kehani thi… hai keho yeha nahi ghar pe ..keya..ha chalo ..ha ab bolo ..kal pab main…yeh shab keya …maf kerdo please Bati .. thik hai mare koi ma nahi hai apne itane peyar se keha achha laga ab main chalati hu..tou tu bena keha chale aye ..muchh weh lo bahot achha lage ..hu tou tu peyar karle .. main chaheti hu weh…aye shar app shar please help me thik hai baido doctor dekhay ..o maigod narsh jaledi app lo yehi ruko .. hu ab thik hai app jake mil shaketa ho ..weh ladeka ..are ha main bul gay abe bulati hu hu keha gaya doctor weh ladeka weh mera ferind hai chela gey .. Keya hu..weh chela geya.. keya naam nahi malum hu…kel college main hai Dev keya hu tum dekh ke chup kyu rahe ho ayese koi baat nahi chalo kofi pine nahi kalesh ke ley let ho reha hai bay… kitana bachena hai bach le ..ma mare kepda dev ke rum main thik hai ha…..keya Puja.. yeh shab ma….tu baher a dekh kise se kehana met par tumne mujhe chupai yeh baat .. keya bolati ke dev Shani ko marena chehata ha ya Shani dev ko marena chehata hai dono ek doosre ko …so sorry ma please maf kore dao …koi baat nahi ..shamko muchhe warena ankel ke ghar jana hai main chaheti hu ki Shani..tu mena le our lega thanks mema … tum ab ude ho ab chelo neha lo our ferind ki shagai main jaana hai..ha main nahi anewal hu Tum..ek thaped Shani ke gal pe ma chup 4 baje se tera wait ker Rahi ki mera bhai shath chelaga our tu raat main khana koun khaiga kebi nahi puchh bena deti thi chi…puja sochane legata hai…our hay Puja chalo ..main nahi aongi ..achha hello shasha app ke shagai main .. thik hai ab chalo hey Puja Tum let ho .. thik hai mera bhai Shani.. hello app ko kehi dekh.. main abe ..so aey mera mami papa .. hello ankel Anti.. hello beta tum…ren ha chelo ..dedi dedi keha ho app..kyu mobile main kiss kerogi hume be kiss kero …hay Rajesh ingajement ke liye let ho reha ha ..chalo ..keha …ab Rajesh reng …tab Rajesh ke uper kurshi hay mar pit khatem ho tey hi ..hay yeh tare mangetar hai na .. shasha ko ek kiss kerata hai..hay ..kyu ankel gusha aye a ne tou mare behan ko chelo dedi… Parkash ji ..are Shamu ao. ab keya bolu Tum mena met kerana please apne bate ki shadi kero ge …ha kyu nahi hamari jo Dosti hai khana kha o …main chelata hu please…are shasha ke papa..chale gey hamare beta ki shadi .. Tum ko malum hai weh kehi main jo soch.. shasha ko phone legao..yeh sab bate jane bina koi se ..shani main Shani nahi hu…wat ..ao yeh dekho ..o ma God … please yeh baat kehana met please.apne papa ko be nahi ab main chalati hu.. khana leka are ..yeh dev tum bahot keut ho I love you chalo na.. usne mare garl ferind ko kiss..ha chalo bebi Shani ke ghar pe … Puja kofi ha beye ma… keya hu a.. are bap ra main lut Gaye barbad hogey chup ho gao Beti ha shar ek rod our shasha behosh .are ra tum yeh..ma suchh main..ab keya ho ga police wala..chup esh ladeki se hi puche let hai ha udao ..beati beti ..ha dekho Jo tum bologi main wehi karunga achha thik hai ..thik hai college main hay Deepali mare janu tum mare shath love kerane chalogi ..ha kyu nahi… achha main keb soch nahi tha ke ..tou tumahara ghar ha kyu nahi papa dekho koun aeya hai main jese peyar kerati hu.. papa yehi hai o.ab esa hay kute Husain hota hai per yeh nahi ke us naleyak ho our tu paida se naleyak hai Deepali Ager man lo ke tum tumahara Papa ek ladki ko chhad rahe ho ayese main ladki ka Bhai keya kera ga ..mare ga … perfect … main be wehi keya our ek baat tum ha keho ya na Deepali mare janu hai ab kuchh keya main jane se Marunga hi our jale tum lo …. Papa ek baat dedi ek laka se peyar our weh ladeka Ajith Kumar aye sher nemashate ankel Anti baido tou keb shadi kerani hai jab app log Mera esh duneyam koi nai shiva Puja our Shani ke usne hi him de hai shasha tum shani keha hai main kerawa chouth ..ha shaheb chhat pe hai.. mami ha ab tum chhate pey ..jaladi chalo hay tum koun mare pati ke shath Tum koun hai mera Pati tum ko chhageda hotahi .. Parkash ji hay chup…beta tum kesko Arti ko …ha ab koun hai ma..hay dev tumane apnae time dake achha keya den yeh duniya bahot achha hai…keya ha Tum logo ..ab ek shab the mat bolana ja bahu lea a..hay shasha tum keha ja rahe ho tare tou fersh .. hospital main ma papa app…keya hu.. doctor dekhay khatera ke koi baat nahi hai weh pet se ha… tum petse ma chup esh bar hame beti chahey wat keya hum sabne milkar samasya banaya ..hay maf kar Dena mujhe..hu…are mar kyu rahe ho ayese …kyu ke yeh tum lam be jandagi jo ase Puja Rakhi bena kuch khay pey ..hu… ghar pe sab lo kal subah .. phone aeya hay apne beta ko dekhana chaheta hai tou shasha ko lek ao…hay Tera bhai ma main dev hu…weh shayd shani taneshan metlo live dekh …hay shasha ko ate hi tumy sab merog.. are kute ke pel main keya keha tha …tare tou…maro ra sab ke baind beja deta hai our police sab gerf tare ker leti hai dekh ma ha per ek bate beta ke tum dono Puja dedi ke ane ke bad .yeh sab dedi ne hum sab ko bateya ………

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