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Hello shar ha baido miss vaneya Tum keya Karo gey keya nahi per Tum home minister ke Beti ko bechana hai  shar ha suder bolo keya baat hai shar luka raw agent haidara bad main hai wat ushey faron yeha la o our yeh kesh yendeal wehi keraga ha shar wah shayed 8 year’s ho gaya ab Wah ek hu । Lavneya Tum ab ek kum kero ao mera sath chalo sher please help me come hay luka baba tumne mujhe hafeta nahi deya sambu ko ha tou mujhse juban ladea reha hai maro ,,,,,,,,,,,, please shar met maro please shar chode do chal 5 hajar rupees dey ha dekha shar hu yeh lo shar dekha sambhu ka dum ruko luka tum in sab ko maro main tum ko 20 Hajar dunga achha yeh ab sumbhu ko marega dekha abi eshako mera hu ab main marunga luka mistar Gopi ji in ha main police kesh dekh lunga okay ao kutey key pelay maro sab ko in tariko se mera ki apne hath mair nahi hela pa reha hai Gopi mera paisa ha yeh lo ha ab bolo Luka koi home minister ke Beti ko ketanep keya hai hu our weh 5caror ki demand ker reha hai 2.5caror hu koi kel Tum bay shar dekha ab chalo दिल्ली shubh hello ha Puja college gay our pher yeh main dekh lunga koi ek hai no kame se come 5log yeh fer 8log hu shar mujhe ek ladesh help me ho lavneya Tum Luka ke sath sorry sher this is May order per main apne tarekey se okay go hello mistar Kishan ji app ne he apne bete ko kitenap keya our yeh sab hay lavneya luka belkul nahi badela yeh same pehale jaisa hai our hu chalo ha yeh Aisa he hai our jao hay college main ayea hu Our shani shar app ko dekh achha laga hu shar yeh balu babu our nelam yeh hu tum log bash yeh bato ki niketa college main ayea yea nahi bash hay yeha ka matalab college ka bhai koun hai main hu keya ker lega main St Bhai ka beta hu achha tou yeh ley,,,,,,,,,,,shar please chod do yeh mar jaiga please Luka ji ha yeh mar jai ga chalo ab minister St Bhai ke suputar ab shar joyti college main ayea per ushakey kar se ma nikali chalo chalo,,,,,,,hay Luka mare Beti mil gai gi maidum keha ao hello shalu app jera phone apna dengi so hello Paisa mil jai tab joyti ko chodena ha ,,,,,,sab log chalo mera shath keha chalo tou sahi hello my dear I am joining hay mera naam koise malum dear ha bol tum jal jaogey ke hospital main Keya chal nikal warena pairope chalene layek nahi reh payega o chal aja ,,,,,,,,,,,,hay dekha lavneya Keya in sab ki halat hai ab chalo in chal main dalo St shar app ke Beti ko koi Our nahi baleki app shalu our app ka beta shashi ne Keya tum sab mera sath hu,,,app ne ek galeti ki hai inka Kabi kheyal nahi Keya aby Gopi ab main ab chaleta hu koi kame ho tou yad Keran our ha joyti car main behosh hai dekha lavneya Tum Luka ko Tum soch rahi ho gey ki Weh chala kyu geya hu ao Sudheer jara Puja ke fail lao ab lata hu yeh lo tum jao yeh dekho mister Luka RAW agent mumbai college main hay Deepali hay Tum our Aaj kel Tum hay Deepali I love you hay ha janu dekho weh sab raat ko ne tum keya chahetay ho tera sath agar main na bola tou mujhse Tum shadi karlo far na Tum nahi bol payogi hay mistar Luka name gundo jaish our ek anath tum ek harami ho mera papa ek police commissioner hind jay hai tou fer tare keya awkat chal nekal hath Luka Keya hu a tum main ab nahi padunga kyu main ab kame karunga achha thik hai main kuch mainej ker ti hu 2 year’s bad shar Puja shar tum inke sath jao our jo kehate hai weh ker do think hai hello main Gopi hu yeha se bena kuch begadey chori hua our ek Murti bhavan chori hua dekho sudeer khujh Kulu mila no bhai tum,,,,,,,,,,, okay ha Puja keya hua hay tum Ander shar main he bulaye hai agar app luka rwa agent head nokari mila tou tumahare kehaney ka matalab hum nokarey dengay tab kume karoge ha mujhe manjur hai 360 minutes times hai shar mater 180 minutes kafi hai hay shar yeh dekho asha kori nai dunia epaper hay inka naam yehi hay shar mera pash ek pelan hai Keya shar,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, okay New York City TV humne dekha ki ek na Jane Ketan waresh se tha per kal raat ko Murti bhavan chori hua keha jata hai ke Murti 1000caror ka hai hum appko age ki news detay rahengay ek hafetay bad Hey Luka shar minister St Bhai shar luka ne he kesh solef Keya hath achha sudeer Luka shar ko kuch batao ji shar main our luka kelab main Street ke garls ferind ko ched ko cheda hay band Karo our maro shar hamare pash ek Murti bhavan hai hay,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hay jada peka Jen weh Murti mera pash hai janeta hu sudeer tum bash ek video achha sa nekalo bash okay ao ra,,,,,,, shar in sab ko hath our paw thod dey hatou bash luka aaj se tum ek Luka RWA head agent mumbai ka ho okay shar Gopi jera Puja ko phone lagao hay jaledi se mehata hotal main ao yeh se chalo akh bend okay ab kholo weh ketana achha hai tumahera hai keya aaj se mera parmosh ho geya yeh admi hai Luka shar apkp by mistake ho reha hai per chal Deepali please mera bhai ko chod do chal nekal main Gopi our yeh mistar sudeer Luka ek RWA agent head keya ha apko yekin nahi hai tou st minister se puchh lo hello ha shar ha okay ji hay lokap khol ra so sorry shar main kuch nahi keya weh police commissioner Navin ke Beti ne yeh sab karne ko keha ushay kehana ki weh ab kuch deno ki mehaman hai tum be yad karlo hay beti Aaj kesko murga benaya college ka dushamen tha na ops nikala hay Deepali ji our polic comissioner navin chor way nahi tum ne mare behan ko ket nep keya hai our fer mujhse 1caror rupees ley hay check ap main ek comissioner hu ek thaped gal pe hay tum ne mera papa ko mera etani hemat yeh ek raw agent head pe hath dala hai ley chalo ha navin ji tou app apne post ka galet up yog keya Deepali tum ne keya keha ki main tumhari haise yet ka nahi hu shar main Inka wakil Ahmed ji bolo shar ap please ha think hai per mujhe 5caror chahey keya hay tum koun sa emandaar ho ek chor police officer ho yeh rakam tumahara ley kuch bi nahi shar app ko malum nahi yeh Luka raw agent ke head office RS hai inke lawa koi nahi choda shaketa okay Tum jao tumahara account number,,,,,,,, appko phone kerunga think hai chalo Beti hay yeh keha mera saath achha mera girawan pe hath dala usheka keya 10carors chalo ra papa apne chup tare wejah se weh ek raw agent hai main usheka kuchh nahi ker shaketa our tum us dur raho Munna Bhai mera ek kame kero gay kimat jetana tum chaho hay yeh puja okay bhai main ops se ane main let ho ga okay hay apko name Puja ha main dam hu,,,,,,,, hello shar aapki Behan ka rap ker ke mar dala kisene keha main abi ,,,,, hello luka ji Tum ne dekha mare pawer hu,,,,,, Puja shar app Dili se kuchh ofissars aye hai aap ko hay Luka Tum ne comissAner reshawet Our unki Beti ko ketanep keya eshay ley tum 8 year’s Tak सस्पेंड किया जाता है hay luka Tum main yeh sehar chode ke jata hu par kyun Gopi puja ke yad yeha hay hay Deepali kel Mera bearthdey party main ana please ha okay chal bay yeh full ketaney ki hu,,,,hay tumane muchhe bahote showek lega ne mare Behan Ko,,,,ab main bi tumahara rap karunga our fer mar dalunga nahi please chod do please luka ha,,,,,,,,,,lay chod deya main Tum jaise nahi hu chal nikal Luka keha ne ja please mare ek baat nikal per bola ne ek baar nikal,,,,,shar suchh main bahote na insafi hu a our ek baat navin hi ek police commissioner gunda hai Deepali ne yeh sab nahi keya belaki Navin ne keya wat ha tou hame luka ko batana chahiye no weh ek ab ek anath school children chela reha hai ab paiso ke sewa kuchh nahi keraga tou Deepali weh chay tou Luka man jai okay main Deepali se milane Tum main college ferind lavneya achha weh apne room main jao milo hay Deepali hu suchh main bahote khubsurat ho jetana suna usey bi jada ha tum ho koun main Luka ki garls friends Keya main tum ko,,,,,mera gala chodo please main chut bole rehi thi,,,,,,,,dekho mare pure baat suno Ager Luka ne Tum Ko mena ker deya tou Weh mera mein jur hai per chalo chup chap Beti suno Deepali yeh children school hai weha dekho puja Luka hay Luka Tum ne mujhse dokha keya haye app koun main nahi janeta achha ab,,,, Deepali ha tumahera papa ne mera rap keya our videos benaya our keha,,,,yeh sab mare wejah se per koi baat nahi Luka Mera rap keraga our Papa ko hay chup main keya gelat bola mare shadi tumse he hogey fer ishameain galet keya hai achha Tum ne jo gul khilaya hai keya come nahi puja Luka Tum hay main lavneya Tum logo ka yeha derama nahi dekhane aye hu tou hu tum Navin ko range hath pekado our weh medal mujhe do okay mujhe keya milega Deepali milagi our tum chaho tou main be yani lavneya Tum ko wat hello ha okay shar luka Navin koi miting in ligal ka hai hu hu chalo 1sapeta bad

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Hay remash app koun ho doctor koun hai yeh ab hu yeh app ke mata meta hai our muchhe kuchh yad kyu nahi ha reha hai Amit ji app yeha ayea ji app ka beta ka yedash jela geya hu tum ko kaise jegahe jo malum ho app jey ji hay mera Bhai tare ek medat jahey Hossain are bole Main tera bhai hu main tera pash atea hu okay ajea hu hum keha jareha ho hum sab shimela ja reha hai chetay bhai ke pash veer tum kepadey chenaj ker lo ji ankel Anti muchhe ek kofi chey ab lati hu hay tum ha coffee lao hum ja keha rahe hay shimala achha hello ankel Anti tum main Hussain ke Beti oh Tum Varuna ho ha yeh Mera beta hay hay chalo ketaena achha hai ne Anti hu ankel ab hum police commissioner Mathur hay roko ji tum sab bar ao app naam Amit ji our yeh leta veer hu Tum logo ko police station chealana hoga ha Mathur ji shar app main kuchh gunega hey Amit leta babi ao hu are Bhai yeh mera dost hai police commissioner share main der geya shar app ne muchh dera deya hu yeh aesae hi hai begam ji lao yeh meri begam babi hu achha main chelata hu okay pher melangey ji bay Amit ji bay shar veer beta tum Varuna ji papa inka kamera dekh do aey tum log be jao yeh app ka kemara filam ki tekat ha okay main ab nikal tea hu Varun ji main bi per ankle main in key shath filam deny jata hu please Anti please per jao chalo Amit keya hai yeh sab yadash chale gaye hai hay aisey bacho key terah rogay achha nahi legata bhai yehi log hai jo Pardeep Bhai key khilaf come pelam keya chi main koun Talwar jab telawar peta main gushata hai aisha hi reyakeshan hota hai chalo ra hay Goli Tum ha ticat thanks joyti chal by Goli ji 1 bade keya Varun yeh veer veer yeh mare ferind joyti ha hu Goli ji kuchh spirit laye ji hay Boss yeh dur ka Bhai pio hu main wash rum se hay kyu ra muchhe paihechan nahi tare tou 3 noke kee ten minutes main dulai so sorry Boss galeti ho geye hay Goli ji app ne dekh veer ki dulai ha ek late our weh dewal se tekara ke behosh agey chalo bay joyti ha hello Varun Veer ney muchhe akh mare ha pagel hai tu iteana henshum hai sab lagey ga ankle ayes hi ek mounth bad veer beta ha Anti mander jana hai okay Hussain ji aap hu Varuna ma ko bulao hu bagam ji chalo achha Amit Tum log chalo main ab pandit ko leta hu bagam babi app hay sab log apne apne samane jaledi nikalo hay budeya tuchhey sunaye nahi deta ek thaped ma hay sab log chalo haye get kyu band keya tum sab jao lakin kesane mare ma ko mare hay Keya ek Kick our seda sab keh uper gera sab ki dulai achha hu police officer gerafater kero thanks beta joyti ke ghar se ek karod ka samane chura ke bag reha th….beta chote nahi aye ja ankle ko bula hu Anti keya hua hay shushi ke ashu hay ha bagam babi hu ao Puja kera okay papa hu papa hat jaiy main…….. papa main dod ke nahi papa hospital check nahi Hussain ankle app jao bulaye sab ko hum ghar chaleng ruko Veer tu car nikal main sab ko lata hu hay yeh chote babi Veer ne inko papa hu Hussain bayea peta hai hum ek party main ankle dekho na yeh sab kuch main hay veer Anu ankle Anti ha yeh tumahera Mami papa hai pagel tum se koun ladeki peyar kerati hai Anti yeh peyar kay hum jise jada pashand kera ushey hum chageda our pershan kerana hu achha per aaj ma main Varun ke sath joyti ke shadi hu yeh papa yeh paisha kyu ki ek gifet ha chalo Varuna hayetum log let ho gaye achha ingajement hai hum okay ab Veer tum kise se peyar keya dekh rehi hai Varuna tum yeh pekado ha hay Anu Kay baat ker Raha hai minister Raj ji ki our joyti ingredients rin Adela badeli ho geyi hello jiju app are mare ferind Varuna our yeh veer hello veer ab ek main so shar yeh dekh ketana ek ek khokha dunga per yeh mujhe chahiye cal ajana okay veer car roko tum keya main tumse pyaar I love you keya I love you hay main joyti se peyar keya tum chut bole reha ho mare akhakho main dekho ab suchh hai per Varuna ek kiss hay tum ne Keya Keya ab Hussain anke begam Anti Ko malum hua tou sab malum hai ha per main bola ab kal dekho ma kofe ha hay keya sochang log hay pagel ho ha please thik hai beta launch ha ma beta shagai kaise chhod ha chhodey na papa shagai achha tha o Main kha leya ab hay ek thaped gale pe ab tumhare hay ankle sorry Main Janet hu Tum dono ke shadi hoge Aaj he mander main chalo sab kuchh radi hai begam ne sab intajam keys hai ab managel suter dalo hay papa shar app koun ho tum mujhe bul geya achha dekhata hu hay no no papa app ko kuchh nahi hoga beta ab main shukun se Marunga ha veer…………chode do chodo please mera beta ko hu tera beta yeh mera ademi hay tare Beti key kard mujhe mera ab hu sab ko le chalo minister ji app kam atea hu anit app ha yeh mera beta nahi hai hospital main hay tumne nelu ko cha ha keya ker lega tare tou ek ek hospital main mera hay tum ek chamet hay tu veer bhai ko mera ha main nekita hu hay tum hu inlogo ko esh ley mera ki meri behan ko cheda tou cheda our kepadey chi hu hay in loga bad main elag kerana app weh chela geya nelam hu tum jesh den mare baat man logey us den tum bhai hai mera kise Bhai key ley kam keratea hai oh main us shudar dungi per mare shadi okay babi tum ek kame kero hu …….. okay babi daru nahi kofe hay tum niketa ha mera ghar aaj main yehi rahungi tou tou keya agar tum ne baat nahi mani tou main sab ko bole dungi ke Tum mera bachey ke bap ho ha hay bash thik hai per main kuchh keya nahi hay Hero nahi faresh ho fer khana hello ji bhai ha hay dekha yeh nahi sudharega okay hu hay bhai key khelafe tune kame palen ki ha tare tou ……….. please bhai aap yeh said meshet hai app ki bhai achha hai veer ek kame kero keya Bhai chote ne kise ka rap keya our ek ladeki dekh leya us key pash ek hath main kuchh hay main dekh lunga bhai ha hay subh ke tum apna kame kero nelam tumahera hath pey ….. Tum ne kuch nahi 10 den bad Hey veer weh ladeki hospital main hai hay tum yeha ab keha rahu tumahera rum main hay tum ab ab yeh shaher chode do keya chalo per kuy chup chap chalo bash main jao kehane jao Bhai hay chotey bhai chode do weh ha le ao bhai tum etaney kashe ho keya bole Rahi hai ha ushane nahi main dekh per weh pash ha niketa tum hu hay tum logo ko jenda ish liye chide reha hu ki tum sab dost ho hu veer mera ademi our mera bhai ko mera hu chalo ra tu apne hath se mare ga chal veer key sher per Bhai ha ….nelam ha niketa…….hay nekita beti yeh keya hu a ma tum ek wada karo ha veer ko apne beta ha…… niketa our tab se hay main Mathur se mile ke ata hu waren us malum ho jayega chote dekh le ji Bhai hello Mathur ji app Hussain our kuchh unekey dost shar main aaj he mumbai se ayea hu minister ji Tum log jao shar keha ne jao please chalo keha hai mujhe se ek caror leya hay yeh sab…hay kutey keya bola dum hai mujhe kol achha ab khol deta hu hath ket geya der lega hu ek ki dulai ab gaya aja ………..ruk jao veer apne minister ji aap key ek caror esh ley leya ki app ko malum nahi ao ha koun hai app log ruke jao main police ko hawale kerata hu shae apne ek caror hum sab deya app guneh gar ho hum nahi netay mathur hay…… okay thik hai yeh sab veer ke kared ab hum sab veer ki shadi ha hay ab khush ha fer ao per.main tumahara bechay ki ma ha

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Hello media news ha app agar ek live ek police commissioner ka mout dekhana jahetey ho tou ek massage agey ga kelik ker lo ….te te…koi magake ker reha tha hum shara maidum Star news dekho ab hum police commissioner ke ghar hello shar tum koun our etani Raat ko shar tive one kijey keya shar tive one kijey hum dekh rahey hai live mout hay yeh app ka sher dhad se aleg agela live dekhaney key le sestam re staret kejey ………ha kal hum raat  ka live mout dekha reha hay koun hai jab police wala hi surachhit nahi hai tou am janeta kaise dekho keya media news bol rehi hai Shera news main yehi dekha reha hay app sab logo ko malum karo special offers lo per jaledi ji shar shar ji tum led shar yeha serf mare key chala geya hu shara se cc cammara dekho ji shar hay sona hay madu hay keya baat hai tum dekho koun achha hai hu tum dono achhi hi ek hi colour ek hi phone hu kehi ek hi boy friend hay Puja hay coffee Shop hu achha news dekhi ha year ketana khater nakha tha chal bay ophish key le let ho re ha hai okay bay malum kero koun hai ji mera bhai ko mera salam shar tepu bhai app se pareshan kuchh baat navin malum kero ji bhai chalo ra shar koi star bhai ke naam sey phone aeya bola 20 khokha minister key mout deal okay hay bartey hai Puja aaj shum ko okay hu hay Kajol sona tum dono hu chal ek derking no please hu ek shar app andar nahi ja shaketey andar sona maidum minister ki beti ki party hai chal nekal hu hay koun tu Ajay ek kiss kerata hai main Ajay hu tum ne tum ne minister ki beati sona ko kiss keya buyes etana maro ke apne jaan ki bikh manegey I love you Kajol ha ha…. ek penach jamin pe gira hu I love you sona maidum minister ki beti ab Pach minutes main sab kuch khatem hu dekha Ajay star bhai ko dekh lungi hu keya hu beti… Kajol ankle……..yeh sab ji ophish sharsas koun hai okay shar hay Ajay police  tum ko dhude rehi hai our tu so reha hai mera jane ja reha hai achha ab tu dekh keya keratea hu hay sona ji tum hu …. hello se…..,.. please okay happy bearthdey to you chalo kek kato tum ne kek nahi kata tou hello minister ji app ki beti hay kitena chahiye 10 khokha okay shar yeh mera hath se a…  achha koieg  ghar pe nahi tha tabhi muchhe la pay hu hello Kajol please help me coffee Shop bay….hay mera Hu main sab kuch mainej ker reha hu hello Kajol ko beg dey do andar met ana  hu Kajol Tum beg andar lao hu…hay anda hai keya Kajol Tum yeha okay ha hay Ajay sab lo ger lo okay shar ji tum andar jao okay shar maidum app chala gaya tum let ho gey ha chey hello shar humain Mel gheya okay main ab atea hu dekho shar ……..khula am jiva photo nikalo no ji shar manish hum sab ek plane se pakedey negey hu okay shar govind tum shera shehar ko gunday mawali ko ab police station lao yeh sab shar hum chatey motey kam shar app apne beti sona ki shadi muchhe se kera do main tum ko tu dham ki muchhe minister ko hu shar app ko jetana khusha atea hai mujhe weha se gusha shuru hota hai mastar Ajay live mout dekha ta hai hu te..te.. hello hello ji tum keya kero ge muchhe malum nahi per ushey pakedo ji shar number malum nahi hai hospital petal main koi hai jo yeh sab dekh hai sona tum Rose ley key I love you Kajal hay Ajay Tum ha per tum are chodo main ek achha khub Surat ladeki se shadi karunga na ki ek khuni minister ke bati se hay tum mera papa ko log bagewan manetay hai achha koi teach nahi kare shaketa hu ketaney bead jo bolo agar main pure janeta ke shamenaye mare dala tou hu in posebal achha okay tum mare papa minister Akash ko mardo main bi dekhana chaheta hu aaj news kal subahe sona app ko police station chealana hoga per kyu app ne apne papa ka khun ker waya hai yeh key bol rehay ho news dekhalo maidum minister ka ghar hu sona ko khateam kerana hi hoga shar yeh dekho ketana chahey 10 khokha 20 okay khutem kar dena yeh lo hay keya mejak hai shar app ki beti ne 30 khokha deya tou app ko marena hoga edhar dekho Tum koun ho main jane chuka hu Tum wehi jo live news khun keratey ho in sab ka live news khun ek ki hath our pairo ko toud deta hai minister ji app ko yeh talewar think hai Nehi please please ha…….dekh ek war main sher dhad se aleg key ketana beda Gunda hai please Sona ji hay sona dekh per Tum ne ek baat bolu ushay main live news dekhaungi hu Kajol hay Ajay tumne achha nahi keya hay koun Ajay yeh vijay hai our aneda tum ruko gudu are Bhai app yeha kaise our tum hay tum humse milane atey nahi yeh tumahari babi ka Bhai vijay jo tum hamesha pershan ha ab kuchh kame hay okay bay vijay shar appse mile ke achha lega hay Tum sona ko Jael bej keya achha koun sona koun sa jal keya bole rehi ho hay andha hai dekhata nahi keya ke haped vijay key gal pe shar yeh andha hai dekhata nahi chal nekal please so sorry hu Ghar a geya ao tum thoda aream ker lo main khana Baher se lati hu okay hay ab ab ek Kane key nichay deya our kaisa Ajay Bhai ki terah bhida hai tum ne hu tare eshake kimat ab hay Ajay Bhai ko aaj tu yeh sab tebal shaf ker hay Bhai ko Goli se bun duo sab dekhatey hi reh jatey hai bhai Navin ko chotey bhai se…..hay koun hai jo Ajay Bhai hai keha hai udhar bhai aap bolo khutem kar deta hu satish ji bhai eshay chakusey rate do Ajay Bhai Mera Bhai ko malum nahi tha please bhai main bi kam main a.. okay hay Kajol Tum log jao dekha main keya ker shaketa Hu main police ko sab such such bol dunga koi avidendens hai hu I love you tum chu nahi shaketey oh achha tumahera muhe se I love you bole bolwaunga hu shar sona ne appne pita our yeh share ka minister ka Khun keya hai okay sona fashi hu …………ab tum tension met lo main kuchh kerati hu hu..hay sona please hay I am sara ji hum dono hu koun hai jo ek ek ker key mera admin ko mare reha hai bhai app ko malum nahi haidera bad ka Ajay Bhai ha kusum ji apka Ajay Bhai bahote pashand ayea hu per main chaheti hu ki ashu kuchh baat ker le akele main muchhe okay hai hu kyu shale shaheb Osman tare Mami kaise hai hu hu yani khubsurat ha chalo achha Navin ae geya khana kha ha dedi tum ayea nahi bhabhi ko dekhane kuchh kam tha hu hello ha koun main ashu ha bolo tum ab coffee Shop pe ao Keya baat hai tum ne Papa ko papu bena deya kyu bula yeh bolo hay Tum mujhe se payer karetay ho main nahi hu mare ma ab chup hu…ab rona kyu tum ne ma kyu bola mare janu ek kiss do please ha yeh ab thik hai phir se please janu ashu ek kiss do hu tum etana gidgida rehay ho ley lo ek hay tum ne chite Keya achha main tumhara pichey pichey gumu chal ghar ja nikal bad main dekh lungi okay ha bhai koi police wala hai our apse milana chaheta hai shar muna bhai ne mera Beti ko ketanep keya our 20 lakh mang ker reha hai police ki nokarey main app ko malum hai parewar ka bash kharecha Nikal peta hai hu app ki beti shume teak ghar a jaigi thanks Bhai chalo hay muna keha hai hay Ajay Bhai hay ladeki keha hai per koun se ladki dekh gusha met dela such main Bhai koun police wala ki beti main nahi janeta shar ha ek goli muna key sher pe hay koun hai pekado muna mera bhai muna shar mumbai ke minister ji ayea hay thik hai chalo phone hu off ho geya hello shar app hay ji ashu se shadi hai main mama hu shar meri behan Kusum our jija Anu owasam app ki banji ji sadi keb hai kel ji hu main ops se kal aunga okay cal tum keha ho Ajay koi minister ki jane ke pichhe pedha hu tum mander chalo main wahe atea hu achha hai car se kuch dur na Navin muna ka phone hello chey hay muna hello minister ji are kamisanar jiy ek kame hai bolo Ajay Bhai ko marena hai hay hum bush ek kume keratey hai kise ka khun nahi a achha kehi tumahera khun keya tou main ushakey badeya bhai jaisa hu ab nikal lo tichay ushey ke hath se nahi mera way to mera naam nahi Navin chalo mander main hu ageay leat ho gaya tumahera jeja gaya hay 10 second main ten logo ki mout hay jinda hai pichay se Navin telawar boka deta hai Ajay ki pet main sab mare dalo dedi oshum mamaji Jeju bay mailod esha inshan ne apne ghar walo khutem kar deya eshay phase hay ashu hay koun ho tum mujhe nekalo ley jao police……. rashatey main bag jatea hay Ajay Bhai kehi bhai wahi nahi hai hay india ka ek bhai hai muna Chowdhury bhai Kajol Kajol Tum keha ho hay andha ho tum achha abe dekhati hu hay tum mar kuy rehi ho tum ne mare ferind ko phashaya please so sorry tum ne rulaulaya hai sona maidum hay ek kiss do please per tum ko kaise malum hu a dara maidum ne betayeya main wahe ki hu tum ko dekh hai kai baar achha per tum ne sona ha yeha ho tum ha ab yeh sab main police barek fel keya our lorey shay taker meraway our sona ko nikal shsra police wala o ko bi phir khali gadi ko khaim dakel our hospital ji police wala se mil ke ek jali lash rekh key sona ko ley ayea hay keya ker rehi ho tum chalo mander ke pash hay phone lo main muna Chowdhury hay tenshoin met lo main chota muna Chowdhury hu chalo hay teari dekh pat gay ne hu apne badey bhai muna ko in he hathose marena chaheta tha mujhe bhai banaey ki jegah tuchhey banaye tab se main moka pe moka dekha aj main bhai hu achha tu bhai hai ha ek Bhai hay Ajay Bhai yeh tera ademi hay nahi mera ademi hay sara ek baat kehata hu tum ek goli marogi tab tek sab tum ko bun dengay dekh teralar hu ek achha hua khud mera hay Ajay Ajay live mout news shar yehi hay jo minister our navin kamisanar ka Khun keya dekha yeh sab dekhaney key bad adalet fashi. Ji shar app ka yeh shan hai our tum app pe shar chalo Aaj ka news ji police wala station main mout chalo

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Action ek Hero

Yeh ek college main hero hay edhar a nwe ademishan hu achha surabi come chal isheka naam ka arth bole nahi ek thaped gale pe chal apna naam bole ek thaped gale pe chal bole joyti atea hai shar yeh gunega hai o tuo gunega hai ek bar main ush car hawa nikal chale ja pershabel key tum car ki hawa nikal rahe ho tum ao ops main ab shar joyti yeh mera bhai hai gunega hai sonu surabi ne bola o. Sorry ab tumhare neem shar esheka naam Suraj tum log neta sonu se bach ke kelash rum main jao.. please help me shar please help me hay yeha koi help nahi keraga kyu ki main St r hu our tu bena jane mera ademi ko mera our jail  main daela chal shain ker shain ker kumar ab khud ko koli mare le tera Ghar wale ko chod dunga ha Goli mare our dekho ek police officer apne app khud goli mar le jab police he ha tou hay dekho news atr ka pawer shar main kal app ko 10 khokha chal ja govind ha bhai weh minister mane ki nahi bhai weh bi bivi bal bache wala hai hu hum chota sha deymo dekha do abe nahi bad main.. hello idhar keya kar reha hai hum chale tea hai minister Raj keya hu app khana kha o  dekho yeha shawen hai our mera bhai avi be hai per ha bahu Amisha nahi hai ne weh kel a jaigi  mona main  Suraj joyti ki baat ker reha hu achha tou Amisha ma bane wale hai us den bula lo ha shawen tum phone ker lo ji papa hello shawen ji app ne phone keya ab majeak bahote hi geya babi tumahari ane wale hai papa ne tum logo ko bulaya hai hai ..hai papa app papa app surabi tum kana khalo tum college jao hay beti tum kise se peyar karo gi tou tum koi peyar keraga hu sonu kaisa hai hu manshi ji sonu ek fitar mein hai baleck bailet bi hai achha jo jindgi ko jit leta wehi baleck bailet hai ab khana kha our chup chap soja hu….kal subahe college main hay surabhi tumhara mud sonu kal hay chal edhar a maidum ke ley Kaifi shar hum master ji se achha tera gunega Bhai kumfu sekhega shar chal ja agar nahi yeh keya batemije hai achha sonu ek game ho jey jo nichey geraga metaleb tum gera tou main ek kepadey utarungi our yeh gira tou joyti ha hum nahi khalengey hay yeh tum jet gay tou main kabi parshan nahi karunga dabul okay ha okay launch main kalesh khatem hotey sab ko bula lo 1 gantey bad chal aaj tean shan nako boss ab tum apne pairo pe nahi khada ho pao gey Suraj apne shalet utar ke joyti ko deta hai o sonu kik mareta hai our Suraj paked leta hai ab Gaye suraj seda sonu key thobeda pe ger jata hai our pair tode teta hai hu our surabi ek kepeda utar deti hai ..sunu dera dera ek pairo pe khada hota hai mastar dekh kahi yeh harami hai ……dekh ha weh wahi hai doud ke jatey hai roke do please yeh fait rok do sonu nahi ab yeh fait nahi rukega hay yeh jedi our harami hay tou app be lado bash ek bar jamin pe gira do main okay men main yehi chansh hai apna jalewa dekhane ke liye………….our master ji be chalo bhai hay tum mol kyu kal ghar jana hai tou hu…surabi kal minister ji ke bhahu beti hu e hai marty main jana hai ji papa hu manshi keya hu surabi ko malum main Market chalo mami chal keya hua tum ma ab chalo thik ha ha roke chal hay koun hai str bhai ko mara malum nahi Bhai doctor shar app ka Bhai behosh hai hay hosh main atea hi le ao ji bhai chalo ra hay surabhi app log nemashatey ma ji tum joyti ha are suraj shoping hu achha tum log le lo main hu Anti surabhi tum bhi inlogo ke shath jao thanks joyti ma se khuch bola nahi hay ma bap hum college pedaney ke lay bejatey hai bhai yeh dekho joyti ha come surabhi tum dekho main ha suraj tum yeh lo tum pe achha legay ga joyti please bhai hu yeh kal tum pehano gey joyti keya bhai ghar pe hay babi kena kute muni hay tum ko kaise malum mera pe hai ma papa weha ab Papa mehamen nahi hay bash family party hai o hay ashu manshi babi yeh mera bhai avi mera beda beta shawen chota beta suraj hay Surabhi ao khana khaiye ha ki tano deno bad minister ji hay main bolitecs chod de avi ka chota business hai hu hay bena minister ke khana khao shay main tera ferind Ho Tum bi tou tow baar minister ho ha joyti chalo na ek baar dance sab apne jodi ke shath okay pehale ma papa koun sa song murwshi okay ………khut ab shawen bhai ki our chachu ki yeh dosti song hu…….ab joyti Amisha dedi tu ketani achhi hai song….ab chalo suraj surabhi ki hu khich mare photo……… song keya dance keya bhai. ab ankle Anti ke baare main yeh sab nahi ha hello ji main ab atea hu ji keya main police station jeta hu keya baat hai ghariy met yeh Saam police officer hai tum ghar jao hay kel subhe surabhi koun ki bachi ek thepad dunga app log koun ho tum ma ho hu beta koun mera sonu bhai ko mera main nahi janeti sach main ha hello ha bhai thik hai chalo ra koun hai yeh log tum kaise janeti ho hay Kajol tumahera naam hai ne ha beta police ko koun video dekhiye suraj o koun hai mera boyfriend achha chal phone ker Surbhi kyu phone ker Rahi hai phone leg nahi reha hai fer ker hay Surabhi tum chalo keha pehale bhaido suraj yeh ghar kiska hai h… bhai udhar dekho hay chup jao puch police wala koun hai ager jara shey husheyari ki sab mero gey hu hay suraj tumhare phone nahi lega kyu yeh gearl ferind hai nahi chalo achchha tum mument ker main bolungi hu main our tum shadi kera le I love you Kajol main tumse bahote pyaar kerata hu I love you hu achha yeh koun Surbhi police ki beati hu hay maro ra sab ko fait dekh govind ko apne Bhai ka yad ata hai our boleta hai chote tu keha tha hu.. suraj govind ko dakel deta hai govind main tera bhai Kajol Tum bolo main sach bole reha hu ab kaise yekin delau hu main str ko police ke hawale keya tou mujhse yekin hoga ki mera bhai ho our bhai hay chot tum ko koun mera bol suraj our Surabhi ne dhokh deya achha tum hospital ho our muchhe dos dey rahe ho govind se pucho Bhai Surbhi ke papa police Wale per in sab ke peeche raj our ushaka beta suraj hai ha main sab sumchhe gaya chalo ghadi nikalo yeha police hai koi baat nahi tum log phone mera papa ko karo our bolo muchhe ketneap keya hai our polic phorsh college our hum yeha a gey weh bhash raj ki mout ho jai pher dekho papa keya suraj keha geya weh kise Kajol se milne o chup chap… joyti ka phone hay Surabhi tum ab coffee Shop jao mera bhai okay ager murga katena hai tou chera dalo main bhi inlogo shath chalo moka dekhatey hi udhari khutem kar dena hu hay suraj ab Kajol Tum ek coffee lao please I love you hu jada fire ho Jen I love you tum shadi ker lo keya hai tu idhar payer majhe keya maro ra Suraj ko sab baind baj jati hai koi video nikal ke fecbook dal dete hai. hay Mera Bhai Surbhi pehale yeh video dekhiye Mera Bhai ko mare reha tha keya boletay ki hum str shey Mel hay ab ishaki behan ki baari bhai yeh chot kaise kuchh nahi bash chota sa papa app ko hamare Surbhi ke papa ne tum bulaye hai o. hay remash Rajesh ek kum kero mera papa ko ket nep kar lo wah joyti dedi apne bedha achha sum chaya sum ko peraty hai govind keha ho bhai hum ne raj udha leya hai Saam police officer hu app ko serf 2 genata deta hu hamare raj minister ko koi ketanep ker leya hai per shar unka naam hai minister Raj okay shar govind bhai app ager bura ne mano tou main ek baat bolu ha keya app mare shadi suraj se Karo gey hu ab tum log gay keya tare tou Bhai Surbhi govind Mel huy hai hay suraj apne papa ko bechana chahey tou aaja dedi hu chalo ha papa chachu hay Kajol Tum lo per chod do papa chachu ko hay str bhai please help me na tum log fash gay ho apne hi jale main raj minister keha paisa kehai bole ab chalo keha yeh gaw main hai keha per sedey sedey bol warena 6 ki 6 goli tera bajey main hu tum jo bologey karunga per ek sharet tumara admin nechey gera tou tum mera log chodo gey our main gera tou main ek man jure ek ek kar ke apne papa chachu bhai ko choda leta hai str bhai please help me police officer ley jao ghar pe shar appse milane hay joyti suraj keha hai wah andar hai ji tum Kajol main bulati hu suraj kabi ata nahi eshey ankle nahi govind bhai kofi Surbhi Tum logo ne chit key shar appse police wala Bhai chote tum gushey se met dekho main banti ki our babli ke Kasem khata hu hay Bhai str hay Bhai yeh mera kuchh legate hai chota bhai eshey ke liye our mera bhai sonu ha bhai yeh koun hai badey bhai sonu …….

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Jodi achha hai

Hay shushama Keya hu a let honge hum intar beu key le ha chal ha rok rok yehi wao ketana achha laga hello maind app shar bula rahe hai achha hello mera naam shushama mare ferind Puja hello tum key ki ho ingeniren oh app keha se shar app ko ha app log wait kijey main ab atea hu ji ha Sandeep yeh sab kaise hu Hey baher dekh chal dekhate hai tum jantea hu hamari company shishatem hai shar main dekh tea hu Puja okay……………shar pach minutes main deak hoga shar ab sesatem shuru ho reha hai atoumetik oh shushama Puja tum dono kel se join thik you shar thanks you welcome to ma keha ho tum mujhe ss company job mil geya ha muhe mida ker papa muchhe Keya peta ….hay Tum ko peta hai yeh kise ki shayed hai nahi ss company.. hay hum komlu hai our tum log lapeta hum dear jaing padan hai mera naam hai mera …… naam bol ke achha keya hospital main tera ghar walo ko bej Dunga oh Tum ho Shashi urf seema aaj tu geya aaje ek ek achha dulay keya abinash papa ko met bolena hello am bulenc yeh kuchh Ghayal log hai villan hay koun hai shaer bula ko nahi janeta mera admi ko mera keha hai tu ma papa keha hai weh haidara bad Hey dekho koun hai muna ayea babi ji ao baidiye yeh koun are app apne bahu Amisha beta abinash ghar dekh do ha yeha mare badi behan hello mera jiju hello our roshani sab ki gudeya hay mami hu..hay babi hay chod are chod achha keya party ke liye 5000 le bay babi yeh ab mera Bhai per tum ne keha chota hai Keya itana chota hai sorry mamu sab bula rahe hai achha thik hai hay beti sab intaro achha se hua ne ha Anti nahi ma bolo hum 10 tarekh ko shadi main ab melang hai ne ji ha ab hum chalte hai hay nokare mil geya ab party ha aaj shum ko ha per neha ka phone aaya nahi hai hospital check keratey hai narsh neha apne kebill main okay hay neha aaj party hai chal nekal tea hai ha mujhe kuchh kehana bad main chal bar main one bottle pilo songs sab injoy ker reha thay… hello babi hello keya tum chaloge chal nikal shiva dekho yeh sab kuch isan keya tu aaj geya khut kerdunga are chup chap nekal le warena itana marung ki IAS officers kehan layek nahi rahega ha yeh IAS beta hai tare tou ek ber ki bottle sher sab tale se lat tali bana deya chal nekal le bhai bhai hay app koun main Neha mare ek help karo ge keya bhai paisha nahi hai daru ke liye yeh lo sab rekh per tu lekey a.. main kehani sun leta Hu ha app bolo neha ji main college ferind Ajith ke ghar gey our weh neha tum ao ke kateta hai chalo kato happy bearthdey to you happy bearthdey to you ha Neha tu be lo ha Neha ha hay song pe gana ho gaya ha sab direnking ker reha hai per tum nahi mera bearthdey ek paik ha chalo dance hota ketana achha hai ha tum chalo hay kemare kyu Ajith keya ker rahe ho ayese met Karo ha kal subahe you ha tum keya baat hai main tumko dekhane ayea our yeha kofi peyo Mami papa man gey ha ha main nikal tea hu bay hay neha aaj mera ghar pe ana kyu ek raat ke liye hay ek baat our kehi tou sandel se marungi achha Tum muchhe se kitana peyar kerati ho dekho ha bena keapado ke achha dekh rehi ho tou main chalu ha 8 baje Raat hu..yeh lo bosh peyo tum main our paisha dungi please shar please help me hay okay okay app main Puja tum shushama hu.ok mobile number do … okay phone kerana okay good night friends ha tumne mujhe chupai yeh baat sorry boleti hu ne sab kuchh dik ho jaga ab ghar ja ha shubhe ma Kofi yeh Beti hu…daer gaye na ha ab aramsh ghar baidh ke aram karunga achha ha Beti tum ko malum nahi hai main papa ab main nokare ker rahe hu ne ha naha lo ops tou o ha let ho reha hai are aramse bay hello Puja keha ho tum ha a a baid ops hello shushama Puja ek project manager ke rume tum dono kam karo think shar hu ao Sudheer shar dekho Tum dono ne mera problem ko solb keya is key main hello main abe betata hu Sudheer kuchh kame hai in logo ko shaid dekha do ji ao aaj se car tumahera ha yeh shayed hamari tu yeh fail dekho our apne hishab se okay shar main dekheta hu yeh heads koun hai main naam tulashi yah ram ha okay…….yeh sab kuch mainej Karo ji ha hello neha ha Puja tu ja main dekh lungi okay ha cofi Shop ha hay phone kare ha keya baat hai udhar dekh neha ji ab dekhao udhar se yeh do minute ka kame hai keya ra muchhe naam se bola hu dekha hu mera pash ek plan hai keya suno are tab main akel kerlungi ha yeh mera mangater Sujith hello shar app kame keya keratea ho shar awara hai bar main hu…ji yeh lo koi kame chahiye tou hospital main ana main chaleti hu hu. Tum gusha hogey ne haya hu hay war kerana hai tou age yeh pechh se farek nahi pedata ek kick hay IAS officer ko betay ko mara maro Tum hay agali bar 20 log ana our main gali tapori Shashi hu nukad Wale chaype ana chal shushama ji wah keya dailok mera hu Tum yeh rakho hay koi baat nahi kal main phone karungi call me hay kuchh met Karo bash etana malum kero ke ghar keha hai family members koun hai phir dekhata hu IAS ka matalab bhai hamare chote bhai ko mera weh ss company ka beta ha us ke chote beta ko udha lo ji neha tum aogi main janeta tha baido Tum kuchh logi nahi kepade utaro hu Tum our peyo na our meza yega hu our ab chol ek our ek our last mar kuta hu… hello jaldi ker ha mile geya mila ha ab chal hu keya baat hai gharib hai Dil se amir hai yeh tu ne Shashi ko dey dena ha kyu kal prpojdey hai mare shadi nahi teay hue hotey sune sune chal gay mamu mamu Papa keha hu yeh lo koi dey key gaya hu keya kepada hello shushama ha achha yeh kyu Shashi ha I love you keya ha I love you main manshi hay keya baat ker rehi ho Tum koun ho Tum koun ho main eshake babi ki behan hu.achha main ishaki lover hu..laday band Karo maro majak band Karo bay hello koun thi main nahi janeta achha tum ek Amer ladki dekhi our us chi tum gater ke layek ho Tum ek gunda our lofar ho yeh sab kuch socha maf kerdo please ha maindum tum Lackey ho ki ss company ki malkin ho ab jao please hay shushama Puja phone band areha hai neha Keya baat hai gharib …………….ha kuchh Karo please hu main phone karungi hu..es lay Main ops our Dil se nikal deya please tum log jao please jao ..chila kyu rehi hai shar yeh opinions expressed yeha app ke Bhai ki pehli shadi ketana achha kel shadi ha log a gey hay Sudheer ops se sab ko bula lo ji hay mera perpojal Keya hua ab mud nahi hai achha please batao please yeh le ek kiss le leta hai manshi ek our pagl hai app ke peyar main Shashi ji chal ja sab log ageay ha Puja shushama shar kuchh kame hai ayesa boli hu.. abinash se mil lo hello shar hello yeh Amisha hay hay Puja shushama hu…hay shateya aaj geya khut ho jaiga ager ek kadem agey badaya tou achha maro ek bi jenda nahi bechana chahey adhemara ho jate hai shar hay police officer ke shamen y ab tu yeh ghar se nikal ja app keya bol rahe hai tum chup chap reho chal nekal hu..hay shashi keb tak rahega chal mera ghar chal mera ghar chaloge hay neha tum key ek kume karoge keya main jaisha bolungi Tum ayesa karo thik hai ab shushama ji Shashi hay Tum udo met jada Khushi met ho Shashi ko tum pana chetia ho yeh jaisa bolega tum Ko waisa hi kerana hoga ha kofi ab ab latia hu beta mare beti thodi gusha kerati hai per dil ki achhi hai yeh lo room upar chalo Anti ankel app log kuch den ke liye gaw ha chalo achha hai Tum se ek baat bolu keya tum kebi I love you ha I love you tum shadi suchh main ha ek kiss do nahi bash ek hu.. achha Tum amir ho main garib ho ek kiis ab khush ek our pehal neha lo jao ma Papa Neha Tum tu yeh sab ker shaketi hai thinks yaer ma papa gaw kyu atey hi khush khabari dena ayesa keha ruk ab by shadi tou ho gey per shashi ke bena achha nahi leg reha hai ha ma us ki bad mashi Bhai ke parsh se paisha nikal na papa se baat kero ma nahi weh nahi manegey police wala ke dost se panga kot le chalo …..rashatey main bam goli fayer hay bina mera bare main jane bina tumne chua chal ab Bina jane zindagi se ja bula bhai sateya devi ke darshan ke ley kal jaiga achha hai kel akhari hoga manshi hay tum keha ho ek our kiss do please Shashi shashi keya janu ek kiss our hu yeh koun hai wahe main puchh rehi hu ki koun hai ab mera Bhai ki shali keya our weh gusha aye our …. Tumne mujhe se chupai ruko ab sedi pe ae. So sorry ek keya Tum mua are chup chap tum ek manga main ten dey hu…o tum yeha ho shadi mera shath our hanimun ishake shath ab tum gay ha yeh mare tou nahi geya are ra main chali hay main police ko bol dungi keya yehi hay uske ghar ka ek bi adami bejana nahi chahiye sab ko le ke ao kyu satya keya bola tha ki hum mare nahi peyng beta abinash….ek bi awaj nahi aney chahiye please mera beta ko chodo tum jo bologey karunga achha chal shayen ker hay sab ko khutem kar dena phone karunga main hello shar I love you hay Tum jinda ho ha kaise malum nahi hay mera perpojal ha mera bhai ko chod de please bhai help me ab sun phone khatem ker do hay jise kise ko pairo pe chalena ho o ab chal jai our jisko nahi chalena ho weh agey aey khuda kasam aaj geya chalo maro ek ki hadi our tut gey ne pahle hi bolath neha Tum Bhai ko hospital main le jao our tum dono bula ja bhai kise hospital main hai le ke ao ma app sab logo ko ghar jao per beta jao beta paf kerdo papa muchhe rulaoge app hay mera bhai keha hai hay nersh shar koi do ladaki aey our bole ki hum reshatey dar hai our legay apne shath gadey nikalo dekh mare pawar achha keya tune ab tek tera bhai tan shan met le bhai ab babi ke hath khana kha maro ek shub log khutem ho gay police bi jenda hu…hay apne app ko hamare hawale tum charo terf se ab ja police station mufti ki rote ha ab chalo tum mera shath Tum mera shath ek ladi shashi ke sher our behosh mander main pandit ji material manter pedo ha yeh keya ha app pado ruko ab sandur dalo ha tum dono ha pandit ji…ghar pe maji dekho muchh se sadi ki nahi sasur ji muchhe se sadi ki chup … tum se na Tum se main Puja se sadi ki ha….

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Master of King

Phone ha hello koun… tu home minister madhaw bole reha hai ne.. ha.. aap koun tare Beti ab mera pash hai ha… hello hello chh..kyu be ladeki nahi hai ne weh us car main.. tu maro ko mera es ki jaan lelo shida ek Pench sine ne pe Khun nekal arjun ka persh ger jata hai Kajol yeh fait dekh record kerti hai sab pach minutes main Jamin par police officer home minister car se Kajol kuchh tou nahi nahi papa  in sab ko jal main paked le chhalo app koun shar yeh parsh oh app arjun singh dilbagh police wala per tum do den pahele ane wale th ..shar koi kame hoga ..ha shar main keray pe ghar dudh reha th chhotu ne bola th ki shankar ji ka ghar pe are weh mera ferind hai ao chalo ..gunja dekho police commissioner Satyapal ji hamera ghar are shankar ji main nahi arjun ne laya ..oh arjun ao..ferash holo fer khana kha ley sher ha shiva bolo home minister ne app bulaye hai our Bansi ko bolo arjun ke shath rahe phone laga lo.. tum mera shath chalo ji Kajol main tum ko mena keya ne ki ab chodo na Beti ghar a gey hai ne papa ha sunil tum shateypal ankel aye hai thik hai ab chalo shar tum logo ko malum hu koun hai nahi shar puchh tachh chal rehi hai hu..mera bhai ko ji kise ne yeh sab shath keya hai use Bhai bobi police wala ne pekad per news main malum hai tum yeh peta karo weh ladki koun hai mera bhai record kerti hai ji bhai our bena hera met ana sunita ji app police commissioner Satyapal ji beti ho thik hai tum ab jo get se aye ga us naleyak kamina kuta sab main shumchh gay shar Bansi shar nahi coll me Arjun bolo hay mera naam lovely tum mera pechh keb chhodey ga keya chup naleyak kamina kuta agle bar dekh tou shandil se marungi Arjun tum are chup yar main arjun o dekho ungali dekha pagel yeh kese ko bolena met hay  Rampal Ji bolo Bhai Bansi ko do kofi bolo appko arjun ke ley kapdey ji hay yeha bobi ne ush ladeki ko dekh tou. muna Chowdhury kuchh jada bol reha hai ji bhai chalo re hay 10 khokha ha lo hay ab que bhai ko gelti peahand nahi goli mar do chalo kel shubhe arjun mera naam hai our applogo ka shar main govind our main goal monu kumar our sab shar sorry boleta hu arjun yeh log head konstebal hai hu.. our country music nahi hai hai ne shar sorry arjun Kajol Tum keya soch rahe ho ayese he shumchh gay abe peyar hogey hai keya naam hai arjun per keha malum nahi thik hai hum cal college main chaleng keya chichi are mer weha pe ek ladki kise ne rap ker mar dala hai tera papa jab ja shaketey hai tab ha yar main ne socha nahi our tum log yeha key ker rahi ho ghar jaoo ankel Anti malum hu tou beda dukh hoga bay dekho app logo ko koi problem nahi hoga tou please help me shar main govind sab ko baher nikalo our tum lo bi ha ab bolo shar bobi ne apne main tha our ek rumale nekal ke Puja ke muhe pe lega deya shayad shar ho ya na ho yeh our koi kame hoga hay shar ek phone aeya our bola ki Apne adey pe tum chaoo our thik hai jaoo main commissioner jise Mel hay Kajol Tum yeha kaise papa muchhe kuchh paise shar app are yeh main eska matlab chach oh..yeh lo ab main chaleta hu Bansi shiva ko bolo fail le home minister ke ofesh ji hello shiva ha main nikal gey hu..ha phone kar deya chodo sab apne stop ko be go shar yeha pe love naam ladeki hai hay pagel hai chal nekal keya hu nahi malum bola hello mare sona mera lovely hay are chup chap nekal le bhai app mare kyu rahey ho weh home minister ke Beti hai hume paihechan jati per bhai chup chap warena our Marunga hello shar thanks apne mare jaan bachai hay koi baat nahi mera farej hai aaj shume ko kofi Shop ha main phone karungi ji keya arjun tum garet ho ha hello bolo shiva shar bobi bag geya wat main ab ate hu…yeh sab koise shar muchh legata hai ki koi mila hai wat shar app se pareshan baat thik hai tum sab Bansi ke shath apna elaj keralo bansi ji shar ha ab bolo shar……….wat ha achha tum apne tarike se kame karo think shar hay tumahera naam lovely keya keraga apne bahen benayega tare tou ek thaped Shani gale pe bhai ….chalo dekh lunga kyu ra muchhe lain mar reha hai tera thobeda hay chel keya baat hai ha hello ha ankel Anti main apko wahe milunga Shum Kajol aaj lovely ki bearthdey hay Shum ko wehi tum chali jana main Delhi ki mare ayerfalit hai thik hai hello mistar shateypal ji our Shanker tare Beti anewali hai ha weh project manager jo thik hai mare lovely weha hai hello ankel Anti babi keha hai ander aplog chelay main thik hai jao hay weha dekh sema talent me udhar hello shar ha ao Arjun Bansi yeha hu shar our shiva malum nahi shar main..ao mare beti lovely hello arjun ASP Kajol ki jaan. Tum loge baat kero main ab bobi apne geam paletai atea hai hay Satyapal ji ha mare beti ko chod koi apne jegah se nahi helaga Kajol mean of okay Kajol maen of kear deati hai our bobi ke shatheyo khatem Arjun ker deta hai Tum thik ho papa muchhe kuchh nahi hua.. shar main sab kuch mainej ker lunga govind keya Tum mere help karo ge app boley shar ……….thik hai ha. yeha jo kuchh hua koi kaise nahi bolega thik hai ab shar main Kajol ko ghar chhod ke ata hu ha ao Kajol Tum bahut achha ho main tum se ab tumhare ghar ha thik hai main chaheta hu.. hello arjun kel ha thik hai good night…kal New main kal subah bobi police walo se fer pekada geya kuchh log  kehatey hai ki weh kharnak wanted kumar ka Bhai hai our janekari ke liye dekhiye king news Bhai keya hu shiva tum keya kero achha shar kyu na hum hi ministar ko mare Dey ha weh kise project key le Delhi geya ha kyu nahi shar app ne Goli kyu mare tabiyat kharab hai ab chalo shar keya kise ne ……..keya ha shar shiva ayesa karega malum nahi app hospital main chalo main ata hu arjun Tum ghar chelo main ata hu hay mare dedi yeha nahi rehati gujrat se aey hai Home minister Beti keya shar app ko  I love you keya ha I love you main mare badi dedi hai budhu Kajol ha sorry kofe ha ten kof our Tum mujhe se peyar I love you main tum Ko pehale se Janta Hu phone ha main ab nikal ta hu ji ab kuchh kame hai main Shum ko ha pet gey pet geya ankle Anti kyu koi baat hai tum dekho ha shar edar lovely baat Keya hai shar tumaheri shadi hume fikase ker de hai Tum ab kuchh met bolo akele mein main baat ker lo us den ke ley I love you ha ha I love you chalo papa shubhe hamari shadi ha beta ka phone aaya ha thik hai ab Bansi ha shar ha koi baat nahi kel hay sab kuch mainej ji shar main hu Satyapal minister ji weh project key le Delhi geya ankle hay Kajol Tum Keya baat hai yeha keha mare help karo thik hai ab chalo shadi hotay hi main jiju dekh li hai ab hello ha arjun bolo hello Kajol ha Tum kali mender ashketi ho ha per kuchh nahi tum ao… Keya hu kuchh bolati ja bad main hay yeh sab keya hai Tumhari shadi Tum dekho lovely ki shadi hoghe hamari shadi thik hai per papa muchhe pe yekin hai khud se ja da pandit ji mantr pado……ab mangal shutreh dalo shadi hogey Tum baidho main pandit ko thechina deta hu kyu bansi yeh sab achha lega tum master of King es ki etana sa tukeda nahi mile arjun yeh log chalo tum hay Kajol shar yeh keya hu Bansi shiva ne keya hai our kumar minister ji ha Kajol Tum yeha ana suno yeh baat koi se be ha thik hai ab pure apne shadi ke baat ha Beti ha bua damad ji ab Kajol Tum papa se bolo ki main shadi kern jarehi hu thik hai dekh bua arjun bansi ke ghar walo papa bansi waif ha keya hogey chup chap nekal le Delhi minister ji se bat ki ab weh hosh main nahi hai shar hello papa ha Beti bolo …….. main adhey genta main atea  hu adhey genta main atea hai thik hai main ab nikal ta hu ruko … hello shar main appko nahi Marunga Goli weh kumar minister of health department minister madhaw se ji bhai main samchh geya shateypal tera beta ka phone kuchh nahi ankel mami se ha yeh lo babi Rahul bole reha hai hello ha our Shanker tare hay tare car ki digi main keya hai keya baat ker reha hai chal dekhey hai hay minister shar media sab log tab police arjun main yeh sab nahi keya hu ankle app Anti ko dekho warna haert ha ha shar apko police station shar keya app ne minister ka khun khun nahi khun keya hai our kuchh dekhane ke liye ghar jach kerani hogi ha ek thaped Satyapal ke chup chap hum officer ke ghar dekho arjun yeh hay maidum app ho koun main tumhare bebi wat dekho papa ko bachane ke ley apna pati Tripathi ji check shar ghar ke pichhe chalo govind gopal kumar etana logi ki lash kamisanar ke ghar se nikal ab age dekhey humara news master of King mailod es apradhi ne pach se adhik ya come mout ki hai ya nahi main chaheta hu ki pashi ho dafa 309 ke tehat muljim ko fase hogi cot is over shar app jaise hay police officer hi hamara desh ko bachana hai our app please maf hello shar ko jal se pehale hi ji bhai..ghar lovely dekho ab yeh Keya hai tum dekho Tum kuchh nahi ker paogi in sab gaish shilendar khol do ji bhai chalo keya bahar Tum sab bi bhai main tan tak 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 dusham hoke meri jaan bachai hai ab keha hai malum nahi dedi nashata yeh keya hay khatarnak most wentad master of King farar …keya is ki yeh uska part 1 tha tou part two

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Action ka bap

Manoj Manoj keha ho tum .. keya hai tum ayes kyun chela rehi ho.. kel hamera beta ki shadi hai our tum apne chote bhai ko bula lo per.. thik hai main hi bula leti hu…koi jarurat nahi hai per .. main bol deya tou bol deya …ma tum yeha ho shab log khane key entajer ker rahe hai …thik dekho humara itna bada pery war ab chup chap khana kha o..kal sab log jaledi kero mehaman ate hi Hong Achal tera bhai ..teyar ho rahe hai.. tu bi taiyar ho ja ja are ayea app log baidey main Arun ko bulati hu…ha Arun chalo jaledi muharet ka time ho reha hai.ha……ab mangle shutar lao….hay pandit mangle shutar ki koi jarurat nahi hai kyu ki meraney wala hai ..hay shankar tu aaj nahi bachega ha..tab chaku nikal ke pet main gushad de pita ji keya ho gaya.. Akash tu tu…ha boley kuch ..mare gaye hay ab eshake beta..theya chode mera…koun mera admin ko mera main hu be naam arjun age 28 years landan main rehta hun a

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Raat our den

Ek ghar main do judawa beta th ek naam dev tou dushera naam Shani dono hi ek dushera ko nicha dekhatey rehatey hai Dev ma se peyar tou Shani Akshay Kumar filmo se peyar dev ke ma dono ke leday dekh ek den.. ma yeh meeting kyu ..kyu ki tum dono main se yeh faishela ker lo ki koun den main nekalega koun raat ko… main raat ko..kyu raat ko kyu..kyu ki Parkash ji raat ko bar main daru dance hota hai ne…dekha memata tumahari memata kitana begad deya hai bapka naam leta hai chalo Dev….dekhat hi dekhte 20 years bade ma keha ho tum.. keya hai asher bad do college jareha hu…sheda shukhi reho … college main keya meshat aitam hai ne Bhai new bekara bula koy edhar a Keya naam dev new ha bhai…ji bhai ..abe jo car se uteragi ja ke I love you bol ..per bhai ek chemat dev ke gal per..chal ja ki per ek du …app naam..Deepali .. Deepali ji I love you to..ek chemat dev ke gal pe ..tum logo ki adet se gareb ghar ladeki college nahi ati hai ager fer kise ladeki ko yeh sab keha tou chapel se karungi .. hay keya ra hum log ko janeta nahi keya humare hi frends ko ..chalo Anil ab gelatin nahi keraga….ghar pe ma 1000 rupees do.. kyu..keya ma Aaj Puja dedi ae Rahi hai tumko malum nahi..o. ha yeha lo hay peaish tu eshake jai sha.. main nahi yeh mare jai dekh ta hai our ab time hai 6 baj gey hai ..per Puja..are Puja tum ro kyu rehi ho ..ma main opish se a rehi thi tou Deepali ne..koi bat nahi dekhana ek din tumahari best friend banegi ab cholo …hay dev ji baik ki chabe ..hu..pab main yo honey Singh ka song one bottle pilo mera shath dance Shani ek paik our keya ladeki pa hay ek our ha yeh keha gay hate ra so sorry Bosh …galeti se keya be tare behan ko …tab tak ek panch Anil ke thobade pe hay keya ra ab college main muchh ..tab Deepali Shani ko ek thaped keya ra college main I love you bola our ab yeha mara mari .. Shani ke kiss Deepali tera naam hai yeh le ek thaped main shut shamet deta hu .. Anil maro ra eshako shab ki dulay kerata bash hogey shala pura nash uter geya hu…ma jaledi kero let ho reha hai..achha baba chel ..chalo papa..ha.. mander main pandit mera beta Shani ke ley Puja kejay .. think hai chalo ma are bap ra Dev tum yeha mander main yeh koun mami papa nemashate ankel Anti main Deepali hum dono college main shath pedati hu apse ek baat kehani thi… hai keho yeha nahi ghar pe ..keya..ha chalo ..ha ab bolo ..kal pab main…yeh shab keya …maf kerdo please Bati .. thik hai mare koi ma nahi hai apne itane peyar se keha achha laga ab main chalati hu..tou tu bena keha chale aye ..muchh weh lo bahot achha lage ..hu tou tu peyar karle .. main chaheti hu weh…aye shar app shar please help me thik hai baido doctor dekhay ..o maigod narsh jaledi app lo yehi ruko .. hu ab thik hai app jake mil shaketa ho ..weh ladeka ..are ha main bul gay abe bulati hu hu keha gaya doctor weh ladeka weh mera ferind hai chela gey .. Keya hu..weh chela geya.. keya naam nahi malum hu…kel college main hai Dev keya hu tum dekh ke chup kyu rahe ho ayese koi baat nahi chalo kofi pine nahi kalesh ke ley let ho reha hai bay… kitana bachena hai bach le ..ma mare kepda dev ke rum main thik hai ha…..keya Puja.. yeh shab ma….tu baher a dekh kise se kehana met par tumne mujhe chupai yeh baat .. keya bolati ke dev Shani ko marena chehata ha ya Shani dev ko marena chehata hai dono ek doosre ko …so sorry ma please maf kore dao …koi baat nahi ..shamko muchhe warena ankel ke ghar jana hai main chaheti hu ki Shani..tu mena le our lega thanks mema … tum ab ude ho ab chelo neha lo our ferind ki shagai main jaana hai..ha main nahi anewal hu Tum..ek thaped Shani ke gal pe ma chup 4 baje se tera wait ker Rahi ki mera bhai shath chelaga our tu raat main khana koun khaiga kebi nahi puchh bena deti thi chi…puja sochane legata hai…our hay Puja chalo ..main nahi aongi ..achha hello shasha app ke shagai main .. thik hai ab chalo hey Puja Tum let ho .. thik hai mera bhai Shani.. hello app ko kehi dekh.. main abe ..so aey mera mami papa .. hello ankel Anti.. hello beta tum…ren ha chelo ..dedi dedi keha ho app..kyu mobile main kiss kerogi hume be kiss kero …hay Rajesh ingajement ke liye let ho reha ha ..chalo ..keha …ab Rajesh reng …tab Rajesh ke uper kurshi hay mar pit khatem ho tey hi ..hay yeh tare mangetar hai na .. shasha ko ek kiss kerata hai..hay ..kyu ankel gusha aye a ne tou mare behan ko chelo dedi… Parkash ji ..are Shamu ao. ab keya bolu Tum mena met kerana please apne bate ki shadi kero ge …ha kyu nahi hamari jo Dosti hai khana kha o …main chelata hu please…are shasha ke papa..chale gey hamare beta ki shadi .. Tum ko malum hai weh kehi main jo soch.. shasha ko phone legao..yeh sab bate jane bina koi se ..shani main Shani nahi hu…wat ..ao yeh dekho ..o ma God … please yeh baat kehana met please.apne papa ko be nahi ab main chalati hu.. khana leka are ..yeh dev tum bahot keut ho I love you chalo na.. usne mare garl ferind ko kiss..ha chalo bebi Shani ke ghar pe … Puja kofi ha beye ma… keya hu a.. are bap ra main lut Gaye barbad hogey chup ho gao Beti ha shar ek rod our shasha behosh .are ra tum yeh..ma suchh main..ab keya ho ga police wala..chup esh ladeki se hi puche let hai ha udao ..beati beti ..ha dekho Jo tum bologi main wehi karunga achha thik hai ..thik hai college main hay Deepali mare janu tum mare shath love kerane chalogi ..ha kyu nahi… achha main keb soch nahi tha ke ..tou tumahara ghar ha kyu nahi papa dekho koun aeya hai main jese peyar kerati hu.. papa yehi hai o.ab esa hay kute Husain hota hai per yeh nahi ke us naleyak ho our tu paida se naleyak hai Deepali Ager man lo ke tum tumahara Papa ek ladki ko chhad rahe ho ayese main ladki ka Bhai keya kera ga ..mare ga … perfect … main be wehi keya our ek baat tum ha keho ya na Deepali mare janu hai ab kuchh keya main jane se Marunga hi our jale tum lo …. Papa ek baat dedi ek laka se peyar our weh ladeka Ajith Kumar aye sher nemashate ankel Anti baido tou keb shadi kerani hai jab app log Mera esh duneyam koi nai shiva Puja our Shani ke usne hi him de hai shasha tum shani keha hai main kerawa chouth ..ha shaheb chhat pe hai.. mami ha ab tum chhate pey ..jaladi chalo hay tum koun mare pati ke shath Tum koun hai mera Pati tum ko chhageda hotahi .. Parkash ji hay chup…beta tum kesko Arti ko …ha ab koun hai ma..hay dev tumane apnae time dake achha keya den yeh duniya bahot achha hai…keya ha Tum logo ..ab ek shab the mat bolana ja bahu lea a..hay shasha tum keha ja rahe ho tare tou fersh .. hospital main ma papa app…keya hu.. doctor dekhay khatera ke koi baat nahi hai weh pet se ha… tum petse ma chup esh bar hame beti chahey wat keya hum sabne milkar samasya banaya ..hay maf kar Dena mujhe..hu…are mar kyu rahe ho ayese …kyu ke yeh tum lam be jandagi jo ase Puja Rakhi bena kuch khay pey ..hu… ghar pe sab lo kal subah .. phone aeya hay apne beta ko dekhana chaheta hai tou shasha ko lek ao…hay Tera bhai ma main dev hu…weh shayd shani taneshan metlo live dekh …hay shasha ko ate hi tumy sab merog.. are kute ke pel main keya keha tha …tare tou…maro ra sab ke baind beja deta hai our police sab gerf tare ker leti hai dekh ma ha per ek bate beta ke tum dono Puja dedi ke ane ke bad .yeh sab dedi ne hum sab ko bateya ………

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